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This ain't your Grandma's assisted living! It's Pelican Roost, a retirement community of characters like Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy. She says, "It's a lot like a cruise, except the final destination is not The Bahamas." She's friends with the dozen-and-a-half residents played by the two actors. You'll be flimflammed by a retired TV lawyer; you'll meet Ben Younger, a former Catskills comic who experiments with yoga; you'll learn that seniors are tech-savvy about Internet dating in WalkerDude@Facebook.com.


Assisted Living: The Musical® has earned standing ovations from California to New York,
from Philadelphia to Miami. The San Francisco Examiner says it's "Wickedly funny." The Naples Daily News calls it "Hilarious." Regardless of your age, you'll love it too.

Note: In South Florida, Compton & Bennett, the show's authors, perform the show.


Been to a flea market? Not those weekend, temporary things, but permanent ones selling everything from home paternity tests to autographed pictures of Jesus? Where everything is real as you believe it to be? 

The vendors here put the fun in dysfunction. Part carnie, part clerk, and all heart, they convolute their way through life with answers that can't work but somehow do. Like hairdresser Earlene, whose wigs are "100% locally grown. "I swept up every strand myself", Ariel, who is there because of an itinerant mime and a PA announcer who turns adversities into ads. You'll play FleaBingo.

Chris Silk, the Naples Daily News reviewer said he laughed so hard, he snorted his drink out of his nose. Florida Weekly calls it "brilliant buffoonery." Actual flea market vendors have roared, and then looked around with chagrin, as they recognize themselves.    



Whether you've been to flea market or not, FleaBitten shows the sordid, silly side of what really goes on behind the bargains.

Tickets to this show were once $149 each, but for
you? Drastic reductions!