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ASSISTED LIVING: THE MUSICAL®
   
  In April---
April 1 - The St. James Club- Colony Cottage, the Villages - Private

April 3-6 - The Historic Grove Theatre - Oak Ridge TN                                             
                   123 Randolph Rd.
                  Oak Ridge, TN, 37830
Tickets by phone 865-656-4444, or toll free at 877-995-9961
In person at Knoxville Tickets outlets or at the door

April 11- Monroe NJ

April 12 & 13 - The Baby Grand - Wilmington DE
                    818 North Market Street
                      Wilmington,DE 19801
                         (302) 652-5577

This ain't your Grandma's assisted living! It's Pelican Roost, an active retirement community of characters such as the much-persued, oft-captured Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy.

Naomi explains Pelican Roost this way: "It's a lot like a cruise" she rasps, "except the final destination is
not The Bahamas."

She's friends with the dozen-and-a-half residents played by the two actors. You'll be flimflammed by a retired TV lawyer; you'll meet Ben Younger, a former Catskills comic who experiments with yoga; you'll learn about senior Internet dating in WalkerDude@Facebook.com.
Songs include:

         Help! I've Fallen (for you) And I Can't Get Up!
         The Uplifting Viagra Medley
         Vernon's Burnin' Passion
         I Got The Lost-My-Dentures-On-Steak-Night Blues
         My Hide
                  …and many more!


Assisted Living: The Musical® has earned standing ovations from California to New York, from Philadelphia to Miami. The San Francisco Examiner says it's "Wickedly funny." The Naples Daily News calls it "Hilarious."

Regardless of your age, you'll love it too.

Oh! You should order your tickets now…before your short-term memory goes.