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ASSISTED LIVING: THE MUSICAL®
   
Coming this month--

April 17 - Milton, DE - The Milton Theatre - 7pm
                                             110 Union Street
                                            Milton, DE 19968
                                           
302-684-3038 
April 18 - Danbury, CT - The Palace Theatre - 7pm
                                                 165 Main Street
                                               Danbury, CT 06810
                                               
203-794-9944
April 19 - Norwood, MA - The Norwood Theatre - 2pm
                                                      109 Central St.
                                                  Norwood, MA 02062
                                                  
781-551-9000
April 24 - Pulaski, NY - The Kallet Theatre - 8pm
                                              4842 N. Jefferson St.
                                               Pulaski, NY 13142
                                                
315-298-0007
April 26 - Patchogue, NY - The Patchogue Theatre - 3pm
                                                          71 East Main St.
                                                       Patchogue, NY 11772
                                                           
631-207-1313

This ain't your Grandma's assisted living! It's Pelican Roost, an active retirement community of characters such as the much-persued, oft-captured Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy.

Naomi explains Pelican Roost this way: "It's a lot like a cruise" she rasps, "except the final destination is
not The Bahamas."

She's friends with the dozen-and-a-half residents played by the two actors. You'll be flimflammed by a retired TV lawyer; you'll meet Ben Younger, a former Catskills comic who experiments with yoga; you'll learn about senior Internet dating in WalkerDude@Facebook.com.
Songs include:

         Help! I've Fallen (for you) And I Can't Get Up!
         The Uplifting Viagra Medley
         Vernon's Burnin' Passion
         I Got The Lost-My-Dentures-On-Steak-Night Blues
         My Hide
                  …and many more!


Assisted Living: The Musical® has earned standing ovations from California to New York, from Philadelphia to Miami. The San Francisco Examiner says it's "Wickedly funny." The Naples Daily News calls it "Hilarious."

Regardless of your age, you'll love it too.

Oh! You should order your tickets now…before your short-term memory goes.