This ain't your Grandma's assisted living! It's Pelican Roost, an active retirement community of characters such as the much-persued, oft-captured Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy.
Naomi explains Pelican Roost this way: "It's a lot like a cruise" she rasps, "except the final destination is not The Bahamas."
She's friends with the dozen-and-a-half residents played by the two actors. You'll be flimflammed by a retired TV lawyer; you'll meet Ben Younger, a former Catskills comic who experiments with yoga; you'll learn about senior Internet dating in WalkerDude@Facebook.com.
Assisted Living: The Musical® has earned standing ovations from California to New York, from Philadelphia to Miami. The San Francisco Examiner says it's "Wickedly funny." The Naples Daily News calls it "Hilarious."
Regardless of your age, you'll love it too.
Oh! You should order your tickets now…before your short-term memory goes.