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             Due to popular demand!
                  LEESBURG, FL
        November - every weekend!
                                                                 (except Thanksgiving)
The Starlight Ballroom
                              in historic Downtown Leesburg
                            414 West Main Street
                                     Next to The Two Old Hags Wine Shoppe
                             Tickets available ONLINE

This ain't your Grandma's assisted living! It's Pelican Roost, an active retirement community of characters such as the much-persued, oft-captured Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy.

Naomi explains Pelican Roost this way: "It's a lot like a cruise" she rasps, "except the final destination is
not The Bahamas."

She's friends with the dozen-and-a-half residents played by the two actors. You'll be flimflammed by a retired TV lawyer; you'll meet Ben Younger, a former Catskills comic who experiments with yoga; you'll learn about senior Internet dating in
Songs include:

         Help! I've Fallen (for you) And I Can't Get Up!
         The Uplifting Viagra Medley
         Vernon's Burnin' Passion
         I Got The Lost-My-Dentures-On-Steak-Night Blues
         My Hide
                  …and many more!

Assisted Living: The Musical® has earned standing ovations from California to New York, from Philadelphia to Miami. The San Francisco Examiner says it's "Wickedly funny." The Naples Daily News calls it "Hilarious."

Regardless of your age, you'll love it too.

Oh! You should order your tickets now…before your short-term memory goes.