A Cracker At The Ritz
A Cracker At The Ritz is a original two-act, two-person musical revue which exposes the ironies, foibles and absurdities of life in Southwest Florida. Characters include Naomi Lipshitz-Finklestein-Murphy; Cap'n Baldrick, the Pirate; local artiste Ariel; J.J. "Buddy" Smudgepot, Attorney-At-Law; and Inbred Ed who is not himself inbred although he aspires to it as he has a very attractive cousin. Songs include A Ton-and-a-half of Cadillac Steel, Barron Collier High and the plaintive spring break lament, Tattoo on My Butt.
This show has been playing to sold out audiences in cabarets, country clubs and theaters from Marco Island to Fort Myers. This is the show to book!!!